The meal is plenty affordable until the wait staff demands the outrageous amount if 25%.

The airbag deploys at 200 mph. At that speed the sharpness isn’t really the issue.

They don’t know how to use the shift key to make capital letters. They are lost.

I have been using at minimum a 3 bladed safety razor since I was 14. I have a feeling I would obliterate my face if I tried using straight blade.

A month’s worth of rice would actually be a pretty smart choice for the money. Unfortunately that’s not how that pittance will be spent.

You may want to. You will eventually be interacting with them. Or your kids will.

If my child is on twitch, I can reasonably assume it’s for game streaming. If my child is on pornhub, I can assume they are watching pornography. I dont like having that line blurred.

Disagree. Hated Ash as a kid, was momentarily happy thinking we might get a new protagonist. Hopes dashed by magic pokemon tears.

Holy shit that was a great explanation.

While it does seem plausible. You don’t see what incentive the Israelis have to lie about it? Really?

You have to keep saying it because it’s not true. I’ve known artists who have seen their work stolen. Until then I never truly understood the hurt it causes them. I watched a normally jovial friend spiral into anger and depression. Sure, pirating some garbage Marvel movie isn’t going to impact much. But you take that same mindset and scale it down, and now you are hurting real people.

“The only thing that would be necessary for them to create things prolifically would be to ensure their ability to live …” We can already do this. It’s called paying them. Your entire argument is people would make things for free as long as they could get money. Do you realize how nonsensical that sounds?

The people supporting rfk are the same nutjobs who supported Stien and Johnson. Those are not conservative losses.

Every election year I hear about this magical 3rd party that will save us from our shit choices. The only thing a third party would do is split democratic voters, leading to even more republican wins. Despite what left leaning media bubbles say, Republicans are not unhappy. They don’t want a 3rd party for themselves and they will keep voting R until the grim reaper rips them from this plane of existence.

If I owned Hell and Indiana, I would rent out Indiana and live in Hell.

Seeing red flags everywhere is a red flag.

My two year old, currently potty training, was sitting on my lap as I put her pajamas on. The conversation went as follows:

Baby girl, “I no poop on daddy.”

Me, “thank you sweety and daddy doesn’t poop on you. It’s a deal.”

Baby girl, " it a deal." hugs

More like: Nintendo, “here is an HD remake of that old game you wanted.”

Fans, “We don’t want to pay for old games!”

Agnostic-atheists are honest. Nostic-atheists are hubristic, fools.

It’s a metaphorical lock jaw. For instance, most dogs will let go when being attacked in the face and eyes. Pits will not. This ability to continue a hold, even in the face of danger is what people mean by jaw locking. So yes, it absolutely exists.