Iirc the movie is inspired by the book but I haven’t seen it yet and honestly barely read the book

Unicorns that “lost” their horns identity as “horses” but that doesn’t make them less of a unicorn. If you are auab (assigned unicorn at birth), nothing in the world will ever turn you into a horsey. That’s basic biology.

This is a psy op from the government because it’s so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. “If it gallops, it spies” neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

Who’s that?

They can kill the penguin but they can’t kill the idea

For those interested

That’s how elections work: one wins, everyone else loses

They lost the election

Just for some context:

Sounds fair

Yes, that’s the problem

Watch your l*nguage, my dear

Still even people new to writing have a good intuition about that but formalizing this intuition is a different story

But I’m allergic to almonds and gluten intolerant!

No Klein bottle? Not even a small one?

Please, it’s w*rd, we want to keep this f*mily friendly

Who’s there?

I once heard that monkeys will just go to the typewriter, tipe the same letter a few times and leave. Doesn’t sound like Shakespeare to me

“I was waiting for you”

So that’s the missing word everyone is bothered by. It wasn’t in the post but in a low level comment. What an unexpected but well executed pay-off!