Oh, it hits home

For real. The dead eyes were the first thing I spotted, but attributed it to the influence of the headline.

Duke’s mayo doesn’t count as mayo

They sure do

I would wear the shirt out of that shit

Oh yeah. Just as I entered high school

I think that leaves star trek?

I’m not sure i would have let that slip until Russia backs down

Baby bear?!

The fact that it doesn’t make his base shy away is really special to me. It’s a lot of fun.

I’ve never given a tv my wifi password.

I’m not any techier than the average millennial. Maybe my trust issues are worse than average. I don’t regret my actions.

Also - my xbox one s may have streamed more video content than provided rocket leaguery…until I tripped on a cord…

Laptop now. Learning how to utilize these new capabilities.

Teachers up, pimps down

Holy cow. I didn’t. My bad, all

Did I not use it correctly?

Minimize some e-waste, right? It’s not like I’m ever that far from a USB c

I’ll upvote dissenting opinions for the sake of argument.

Subscribers went down while monthly fees went up.

I want you to write my eulogy.

But total revenue increased.