Hey I thought I told you…

Use the acronym: BOSS

It took me 10 minutes on Google Translate, but I eventually figured out that this is funny. 👍

Wait, you mean all those video games I played in the 80s and 90s were accurate?

We were promised jetpacks.

WHERE’S MY JETPACK?

THERE IS, AS YET, INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Come on, “Pumpkin Spice” was right there.

Maximum Derek.

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

Don’t give Tesla any ideas.

Dicks out for Harambe

Tits out for Koko?

One step at a time

First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.

I’ve never heard that joke before, but that’s brilliant.

I’m in my mid 30s, and I’ve been saying it ever since I learned it from an animated series based on the movie Jumanji.

barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior

I’m in this comment and I’m totally fine so stop asking.

Agreed.

Sticks or it didn’t happen, OP.

Welcome to jaaaaazz club.

Who’s going to play the cat?

Remy Malik, Ali Wong, or Kate McKinnon?

Wildcard option: Trevor Noah as Balthazar.

Nationalist-christians, or “Nat-Cs” for short.