Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.

Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.

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The real question is how he still got 40% of the vote.

I truly believe the only reason he didn’t get elected is that he did all that weird shit while being a Black man.

First: Diana Prince

Best: Leslie Knope

Twitter was a turd. X is a turd marinaded in diarrhea sauce.

The downvotes are because your “solution” is not based in the reality that the rest of us live in.

Wouldn’t that leave J.D. as the president? Not a better outcome. Maybe even slightly worse.

I have a Mazda lease that’s ending in December and looked really hard at the EX30. The delays in Volvo actually getting the car to the U.S. have been disappointing. Now, with the good things I’ve been hearing about the Equinox, I’m leaning towards the Chevy, which is something I never thought I’d say.

I wiped with a CD instead.

Let’s say, for example, you have a directory of files named x01-001; x01-002; x02-001; x02-002; x03-001… and so on.

I want to create subdirectories for each ‘x’ iteration and move each set to the corresponding subdirectory. My loop would look like this:

for i in {1…3}; do mkdir Data_x0$i && mv x0$i* Data_x0$i; done

I’ve also been using it if I need to rename large batches of files quickly.

I recently learned to use a for loop on the command line to organize hundreds of files in a few seconds.

“I’ll get off Facebook now!”, he said

and though he really tried

Those Russian bots still hacked his shit

…and Timmy fucking died.

This is assuming that each inmate who threatened to kill him did so only once.

He lied through his teeth about whether he was in No Way Home. I’ll believe him when the SM4 credits have finished rolling.

I usually use a wormhole to jump 10 days ahead, but it only appears if I align candles in the shape of a dickbutt.

“…in excess of $50k.” This language is defined by the Florida Wrongful Death statute and means at least $50,001 but can be much more.

When I served on a jury, the judge had us leave the courtroom multiple times. Once the trial was over, the judge told us what was being discussed when we left the room, and the reason the information had been excluded from testimony during the trial.

Had the DA tried to introduce this information while the jury was in the room it probably would have made it more difficult for us to come to the same verdict. I imagine that if the DA tried to do this often enough, it could lead to a mistrial and possible disciplinary action.

Max has always been in the library.

14/10 with rice.

They had been collected from various ISP provided modems and routers I’ve purchased over the years.