I believe the internals are all made from freedomite and it’s all a brand new design.

That’s fine, you’re all ok with American made laptops, right?

Oh no! Not Sarfend airport too!

Completely agree. He’s a very talented driver. And a bit of a knob.

Surely we’re not that desperate yet are we? There’s still kebabs to go yet.

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Another normal day in Gilead then.

“Why aren’t more people looking at me? Look at me. Me.”

They probably wanted to get to the party in Enstone, rather than listen to more complaining.

Hey I’m not judging. Whatever floats your boat.

Or stops it sinking.

I have to ask, what ceremony is that for and does it have a parade?

“Wins” the opportunity to be “head bastard”.

Has he arrested by officers from Scotland Yarg?

I can’t believe he thought he’d get a-whey with it.

Etc.

How are we supposed to pronounce it? Ever since they changed it from “monkey pox” to “mpox”, every time I see it mentioned I immediately have the tune to mmmbop in my head.

There seems to be a few zeros missing off the end of that figure.

“Up or down?”

How much more annoying the (much) younger generations would be.

I think it’s a great idea, but given there’s no budget for extra policing and most councils are on the verge of bankruptcy, how would this be enforced?

I can think of some suggestions, but they involve a fair amount of potential risk to the pedestrians which wouldn’t be acceptable!

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I’m sticking with “Twitter (currently known as X)”.