TheVelvetGentleman [he/him]

Brother is hurtling towards 90. I wouldn’t trust him to lead a drum circle.

If you start seeing naked people in every blur of pixels, it’s time to monk yourself. Get thee to a monastery.

I’d microwave them too if my titties looked like that.

I wish I could run the “good” video AIs on my local machine. The only ones that are available suck. And yes, I want to make revolting pornography, of course.

I don’t care what you say; any car good enough for Columbo is good enough for me.

I’m glad sites like this exist, but mostly because they’re seemingly taking the heat away from torrent trackers.

This guy doesn’t get bronze age humor.

The first 4 times I got stung by yellow jackets this year, I can understand. I was encroaching on their territory by walking down a trail. But did they really have to follow me into my truck 40 feet away and continue to sting me inside? Little pricks. Land ownership is theft, wasps!

I’m not sure. I use xmanager for Spotify.

I think I had to update twice, maybe three times in the past four or five years? I’ve never considered that an issue.

I’ve been using a hacked Spotify app for years. It takes 5 minutes to set up and I don’t have to pay any money to a soulless corporation who will throw a few half pennies to the artists that I enjoy. Oh, and I get to disable the shit ui choices that they try to implement so I get a better experience than a paying customer.

Brother, I’ve seen some orbs in my time, and that ain’t one of em. That there is a blob.

I know somebody that just recently had to buy another drive for their 32TB unraid media server that runs in a DIY clean box in the basement. Is that small or large? I can’t imagine myself doing that much crime.

Does reading the abstract count?

A benevolent machine. It doesn’t even need to be AI. Let’s worship a clockwork automaton.

Don’t worry, they’ll still vote by mail.