Welcome to Walmart. I love you.

What if I want to be awake for it?

Is the difference between youse and youse guys the number of people involved? Similar to y’all and all y’all?

I wish we could use Slack.

There should be a game that lets people guess if a news story is an Onion article or not.

A good dark chocolate. Not milk chocolate, but dark dark chocolate.

Instagram, followed by Lemmy. I’m trying to use IG less often.

Well, I guess we’ll be safe from innocent doggos 😔

I would love this, but the DNC likely won’t learn from their mistakes.

She looks like she was a good, happy girl.

He chose the red suppository

I was scrolling and thought this said Led Zeppelin and I was like huh?

Me 😈

I think they see the writing on the wall and they’re trying to make a buck while they still can.

But can ChatGPT downvote answers into oblivion?

Like an ogre

Oof. That sounds rough.

Based on the lyrics I always thought it was about werewolves.

Coffee shops. I don’t know why. I just really enjoy sitting in them and having a coffee, especially if they have nice cushy couches or chairs.

I did this for a year and a half, and I never fully adjusted. I worked 4 10 hour days from 10pm til 8am.

One thing that helped a lot was to go to bed straight after work. Then I’d wake up, go do stuff/work out/be social, then head into work again. The only thing that threw a monkey wrench into this for me was the 3 day weekend, where I’d find my body fighting to return to a normal schedule.