Everyone was having a fish party so I grabbed my fish fork but once I arrived I realized I had grabbed my pastry fork instead. Everyone laughed at me. “Want a fish pie?” they kept asking. “Want a fish pie?”

God, I’m so embarrassed. I wish I had seen this chart sooner.

… wait a second that’s fucking mercury.

Oh hey, fetchlands

Well done, skeleton!

I’m not even mad.

We’re Rom

And also the flintlock

No

I will wonder, forever, if this is meant to be the good soup or the bad soup.

(Don’t tell me.)

Fuck yeah, spinosaurus!

Hard to carry around, though. We should issue certificates that are equivalent to ownership of a massive obsidian orb.

We just give all the tools to solve crimes to people who have no idea how to use them, no biggie.

Can you also atone for my sins while you’re at it? Thanks.

– Crowpernicus

I also choose this man’s dead dinosaur.

Talisman is my favorite board game! I own all the expansions for the most recent printing.

If anyone wants to try it, just remember its an older game that isn’t meant to be balanced. The feel is more like a fantasy quest with highly random elements, or a party game where fortunes can reverse quickly. There are strategies you can use to win consistently, but the game is more enjoyable if you take it as a story rather than something to be optimized.

(And if that isn’t your thing, that’s ok)

Yes, I forgot to mention. The game is tuned for multiplayer and is waaaaqy more enjoyable with resource boosts and timer reductions.

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Maybe Ark Survival? You go from caveman to future tech. There’s dinosaurs and I like the story.