Hanlon’s razor.

This needs to not be legal.

Very Monty Python-esque.

E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed 'im to the perch 'e’d be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E’s off the twig! 'E’s kicked the bucket, 'e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

X Files

Underappreciated comment.

At least it’s not Bob Loblaw.

God I’m so sick of this orange douchebag and his idiotic expressions littering up my feed.

Doing my part. I literally never visit that toxic site.

If you rent from a family who happens to be out of town and not from a superhost with a hundred homes?

If there were some way to ensure this was the case, then I agree with you. As soon as you get people treating this as a business, it becomes a problem.

If I was going to leave a review (which I’m not), it would be one star because the ending sucked out loud, not because of any politics.

Weight aside, that haircut is atrocious.

Tom Scott has a great video on contractions.

https://youtu.be/CkZyZFa5qO0

I always wondered how career Navy officers felt about him basically bashing Davy, who’s still in the Navy, and probably will be for life. Like, what the fuck is wrong with that?

Comes across as a judgmental asshole through much of the song.

I’m sure they covered this in the terms of service that they know no one ever reads.

Went to McDs for the “convenience” of an egg sandwich the other day. Was told to pull into spot #1 to wait. TWENTY MINUTES LATER they brought the food and couldn’t muster anything resembling an apology. So I guess I’ll be making my own fucking egg sandwiches from now on.

“A ring around the sun or moon, means that rain will come real soon.” Old sailors adage.

A couple of those remind me of a different part, from side-view.

Not if they have different network connections.

It takes a special kind of hate to call Mr. Rogers “evil.”

I’m already sick of seeing his punchable face in my feed.