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I imagine Ted Cruz crawled out of the spawning pits.
I imagine Ted Cruz crawled out of the spawning pits.
Only is Starscream gets to be the VP
The United States of America is now known as X.
What is this fresh prince you talk about it?
There is only way to get an answer.
“Help! Help! I am being held accountable for my actions. The whole woke mob is coming after me and trying to cancel me!”
For those who love Chrone Trigger however are looking to spice it up, there is the Chrono Trigger: Jets of Time randomizer.
Start with random characters, random bosses, random mobs, and random end game objectives.
We really like porn. It doesn’t how freaky the porn is, we all love it.
Pregnant Sonic banging Tails. Porn. Morticia going down on Cousin It. Porn. A step-sibling getting stuck. Porn.
Biden is both a super genius and a dawdling old fool.
I’m glad my workplace has a cat. Although, the cat does cat like things at the most inopportune moments.
I imagine a goose would have the worst road rage.
Give Chiquita a chance, they will eventually learn how to truly commit war crimes and crimes against humanity.
That’s when you find yourself asking the important question, “What day is it?”
I missed it and wasn’t brought to my attention years later that the movie was satire on fascism. I always took it as a dumb action movie.
Maybe my memory is a bit hazy, but the bugs actually annihilate a city, right?
The bugs were alleged to send an asteroid from another solar system and hit Earth. Logically, the bugs would have to know hundreds of years that they were going to get in a war with the Humans, know how to shoot an asteroid across the galaxy, and know exactly Earth was going to be for the asteroid to hit.
You could see them very happy to swing their long hard batons at young women because they need to compensate for something lacking those attributes.
This would make Freud proud.
Corporations and lobbyists representing corporations have been doing this awhile.
From Center For Public Integrity 2019 report, titled You elected them to write new laws. They’re letting corporations do it instead.
“This work proves what many people have suspected, which is just how much of the democratic process has been outsourced to special interests,” said Lisa Graves, co-director of Documented, which probes corporate manipulation of public policy. “It is both astonishing and disappointing to see how widespread … it is. Good lord, it’s an amazing thing to see.”
Psh. Who uses pinecones? I use the three shell system.
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
You can do everything right and still lose, still face heart break, and still face setbacks.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. We get the absurdity of a puppet and the entertainment of a puppet throwing insults at Trump.