PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]

Reading papers and contacting people in that field. I’ve found that university professors can especially direct you to materials in their field, and even like to chat about it sometimes. Half of my book collection was found this way.

Bored music teacher in 2200: “and here children, we find the most important contributions to late 20th centure music: a phonograph of Depeche Mode’s Violator.”

Wallet, phone, keys. Everything else i just keep in my car or work van. Whenever i see someone add a gun to their list, i always find it funny. It’s such a silly thing to walk around with

The “her” in question:

Guy fucked up hard enough to need shoulder and knee surgeries lmao. Looks like he stopped posting on facebook around 2020, where his company sold “injection-molded” face visors for nhs employees.

Nothing out of the ordinary. His social media is all open, guy uses his nafo dog as his facebook profile picture. Runs a company called FAC Technology, first graduated from Imperial College in 2004 and guest lectures there on material sciences, broke some bones while skiing. Originally from British Hong Kong (). Basically seems to keep his unhinged shit on his twitter feed.

Damn, this person just straight up put their name in their handle. It’s not taking a lot of effort to dig up stuff lmao.

Same, but it’s a Goofy impression.

My wife saw a charcuterie board and under her breath said “charcussy”. I have been repeating that basically every day to her since.

Your website will rot on the vine.

The city of Donetsk has a relative area size to the Gaza Strip, and has less than half the population. Israel has dropped 25,000 tonnes of explosives on the Gaza Strip, equivalent to two nuclear bombs. Shut the fuck up.

Destroy keyless ignition, return to dangly keys.

And depending on what kind of update this is, it’s a 15 minute reprogram.

That note at the beginning lmao.

“NONONO, WE DON’T ACTUALLY MEAN THE THINGS WE PUBLISHED, THAT’S RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION”

And a hotdog is a type of sandwich.

It’s even easier than that

Damn, i guess the US elections are gonna require international monitors for their elections to make sure they’re free and fair. Otherwise it’s not a democracy and instead an authoritarian ccp colony and anything else is russian dezinformatsiya.

They also invented the landmine, which you should go and frolick in a field of them.