Why stop there? You could use hardware to run this software.

You could try using usb tethering to provide internet for the installation.

Have you heard of our lord and saviour Arch Linux BTW

Always these bot accounts pretending to be human.

Is there something like obtainium with the ability to build from source?

No lan in every room

Do you feel empathy for them?

It recommends obviously wrong choices like Tails

What surprised me with debain, it comes as a very minimal installation, so you will have to set up stuff like sudo yourself.

To what level is this community still affiliated with the subreddit?

It’s great for beginners and has many guides online.

What is a good fork?

I mostly work in qtile in a fullscreen layout or a diagonal split between two windows. My hotkeys are super+d for rofi in dmenu mode and super+q for a shutdown menu also in rofi.

microsoft is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

Microsoft has a seat at the linux foundation.

Meaning very likely.

If they use a password manager and randomly generated passwords, then it’s acceptable.

The framework 16 is a gaming laptop. The framework 13 should be enough for your needs.