Some asshole had the idea to water a seed and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.

24hr clock supremacy

I actually have a SATA cable and power plug discreetly tucked in a spot in my PC case and have just taken the side off and plugged in a drive on occasion. It’s normal purpose is troubleshooting other hard drives, but it works for that too

When you’re 90% of the market you get away with telling everyone else to suck your dick.

If Samsung would just give me a phone with pure android and only Samsung pay, I would be so happy.

You know what I don’t want when I search for an email Microsoft? I don’t want your fucking suggestions about what I’m looking for.

Do acid, it’s cheap as fuck, lasts 12 hours, is generally a great time, and will allow introspection about your life

Nah this is perfect

Everybody laughs until the seasons are no longer reliable enough to grow wheat, corn, or rice, and then suddenly 7.5 billion people starve to death over a two year period.

Whenever I see people bemoaning the system, (which I agree is fucked, overall) I always wonder if they’ve bothered to write/call/harass legislators? Because it’s sometimes surprising how much an angry person can accomplish when they decide to be a problem.

I set up targeted harassment of state legislators on reddit and twitter and managed to get weed legalized after it died in committee in the preceding five years.

I’m convinced conservatives would vote for a potato if you put it in a Nazi arm band at this point.

Every time I look at Matt Gaetz, all I can see is if Butthead (from Beavis and Butthead) were a real person and grew up rich.

Any tips for eliminating the stutter, or increasing the smoothness of the emulation? I’ve got an i7-12700k, 4090, and 64GB of ram and it seems to struggle a bit.

4 doesn’t feel like enough to make the full curve but I bet its starting to get close. 8 is probably what you’d need for to truly encircle yourself

As far as the legal and historical precedent goes - we fought a war over it.

Delayed onset mental deterioration caused by a decade or two of exposure to leaded gasoline.

My experience, at least with bigger doses of acid, is that you spend several hours (seems to be about 3-7 hours after you drop) with tiny amounts in your sweat and saliva like some kind of hallucinogenic poison dart frog.

I definitely rejected the possibility at first, as given the infinitesimal quantities involved it didn’t seem like it should be present in sufficient amounts in your sweat. I had assumed the “don’t let your pets lick you” stories were urban legends by a notoriously unreliable population…but based on the pupillary response, at least one of my pups appeared to be tripping while exhibiting unusual behavior.

Same thing kissing my wife who wasn’t tripping, but often does.

It just means you’re accepting that there are different codes of law for different social strata, which is both unjust and contrary to the propaganda you were taught in school.

I’m just trying to pay for housing with my meager allotment of 80 hash browns per week

The thought of having literally every tool conceivable immediately available without having to move is fantastic.

I’m in love with the concept of laying under my car, while also being able to get any particular tool in my hand, without ever having to get up, or having a little pile of sockets, wrenches, and bolts next to me that I have to navigate by feel.