I tried it for a long time and it’s just clunky, advertisements are hidden everywhere between the posts and in the comments section, the general overview is cluttered and illogic, and it stutters while scrolling.

That’s nuts

Humans and lemmings are natural enemies… Like humans and redditors… Or humans and other humans! Damn humans, they ruined humanity!

I’m aware of the great emu war, but what are the others?

Reminds me of the fact, that Marx’ grave has an entry fee:

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/70512/karl-marxs-grave-costs-6-visit

Speaking through a ventilator to sound like a robot.

Interesting, because in times of low stress, I’m able to wake up a few minutes before the alarm and then turn it off just to stand up rested.

Now he should die for our sins!

Pixels

I refer to them as tornado and traffic light menu

Extreme… Extreme… Extreme Dinosaurs!!!

These scientists… The deep sea would have been the first place I’d looked for it.

Heaven‘s Vault and Spiritfarer

Both have a relaxing gameplay and nice world building.

It’s not split screen, but an enjoyable game for two players in the same screen (so couch coop):

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiritfarer

You play the new “Reaper” and his cat. Collect lost souls, that still have some issues to solve, travel the “in between” spirit world, build a house boat, take care of gardens, make music, etc. The artwork is cute, while the topics of the lost spirits can be unexpected sad. Still a great game to relax!