OP is talking about ejaculating into the sock

We’re going to wait until part 2 is available for streaming then watch both parts together.

But still, they should have just made a 3 hour movie. Or build in an intermission like the staged show.

Shia Labouf

I vote republican in the primary, Democrat in the general. My state has open primaries. But even with closed primaries, you can vote for whomever you want in the general. Register as a republican to vote in their primary and try to resist fascism.

Who knew wild dogs could be such dholes

I am still alive

Most of it. If your electronic gizmos were made in the US, they would be luxury items instead of everyday tools.

Dayum

You can’t even imagine these kinds of numbers

Thanks, you made me laugh, I told my partner, and she also laughed. You, kind lemming, have brightened my day.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

With or without Ammonium chloride?

The length would be equal to the absolute value

Sensible heat is where it’s at!

And I barely passed thermo

Don’t dip your oar in Lake Katchakootie

Time to start designing a self-sustaining perpetual train

Amazon has incredibly high turnover. They’re starting to worry that they’re burning through everyone who is willing to work for them.

I take lungs now, gills come next week.

PRAISE THE SUN!