Hyphlosion

While WFH is amazing, your colleagues just going poof and never knowing what happened to them is a big downside.

OCTOPUS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

I mean, I bet that person has fun testing the fences and finding out exactly where the line is.

But the miniature in the photo has a sign that says “Please do not touch.” So if all the miniatures had a sign like that, I don’t see what the problem would have been…

Matilda’s Dad has entered the chat.

I found a pair of moon boots there once.

Oral surgeons already want you to fast for a time before going in. It’s only a matter of time before movie theaters make you do it too.

I’ve “snuck” quite a bit of snackage with me when I go to my local theater. (Especially because they rarely offer anything on my diet.) I put that in quote marks because I’m sure they can easily tell I’m smuggling my own stuff in.

I’ve always reckoned that they let me by because they’re not paid enough to really care. Thankfully I have yet to run into a theater worker on a power trip.

I guess it also helps that I do buy myself drinks while I’m there.

But man, I’d probably shit my pants if they called the cops on me just because I brought my own zero sugar smoked sausages and some pumpkin seeds…

You don’t have to accept being called anything. Doesn’t have much use outside the Internet anyway.

You don’t say “That trans person over there” or “That cis chick over there” or “That gay dude over there.” You say their names. (Or “that person” if you don’t.)

Because no one is really going to care about my sexual orientation in a formal setting or when they come across me or another random person at the grocery store.

You can call me a leaf for all I care. We most likely won’t be seeing each other the next day anyway.

For me, that would be the 3D Mario games (or any Mario game, really).

I have over 70 hours logged into Super Mario 3D-Stars, and that’s just the newer way I’ve played these games.

“naked undergarment”

Never heard that oxymoron before.

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I like corn dogs.

“Excessive lens flare”

Star Wars: The Force Awakens:

My brain read skeksis instead of ska. And now I can’t help but picture a band made up of giant, overly-dressed, wrinky old birds rocking out in a dank cave.

Username checks out.

The (full) Shrek OST isn’t on Spotify. So messed up.

I wanna stay hooome todaaaaay.

Who says Mewthree can’t be a robot?

None. Since Mewtwo is already futuristic, what with the cloning and all.

We’d probably get a Mewthree instead.

@Cheems

The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance. I was in awe with this show. Had waited years for it and was not disappointed! I loved the story and the set pieces were absolutely gorgeous. You could tell a lot of love and care was put into it. I was hoping they’d go all the way with this show and that it would end naturally as a full prequel story to The Dark Crystal.

But no. Netflix pulled the plug on Age of Resistance after the first season because it was too expensive. It still stings to this day.