Erotic Roleplay. You’re welcome?

Does this have the ability to scroll and stitch together long documents or web pages?

Thanks, I threw up a little.

You awake in a darkened room. Your wrists and ankles are secured to the heavy metal chair upon which you sit. You wrack your brain for answers as to how you got here but all you can remember is being tazed, and a white van.

A man, his face obscured by shadow approaches, and points the barrel of a gun to your face. He speaks in a gravelly voice:

“Jeans? Or Beans? Jeans… Or Beans…”

Wasn’t this basically the plot of Glass Onion?

I think the joke is supposed to be that the gray lumpy figure is a female and yellow spiky figure is horny for her? I’m not sure, I can’t get past those cracked out facial expressions.

That might be the best possible way to describe it

Dear Miami, you’re the first to go. Disappearing, under melting snow…

Stinkhorns. There’s an entire family of stinky dick mushrooms.

Will you be down in South Florida anytime soon? They’re kind of becoming a problem here.

There’s no backlog if you’ve seen them all #notastalker

https://youtu.be/hqwP6uuYOWo?si=MJrBrvWi59Y3iieC

This wisdom remains eternally relevant.

Man, I last shit my pants like… two weeks ago.

And there’s very good odds I’ll shit my pants again before the new year.

Not gonna lie, I thought this was an Onion article at first.

GUI builder.

All potentially fantastic ideas had the original author bothered to package in any of those formats. Much more common is the only release is a .deb built for an ancient version of Ubuntu, leading to my above frustrstions.

Someone probably could. But not me. I am not a software developer, and being one should not be a prerequisite to using an OS, despite what the memes in this very group might lead one to believe.

That sounds sadistic.

I’m really triggered by the idea that Linux makes running old software easy. The bane of my existence is finding an application that depends on libButts.5.1, but my distro ships with libButts.5.3, which isn’t backward compatible for some reason, and trying to install libButts.5.1 bricks the desktop environment for some reason.

That’s funny… until I actually think about a 2.5in diameter turd… then I’m horrified.