• HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Man, I last shit my pants like… two weeks ago.

    And there’s very good odds I’ll shit my pants again before the new year.

    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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      11 months ago

      You may want to reconsider your dietary choices, or if that’s not it, see a doctor for either your alcohol problem or your severe digestive issues, depending on which it is.