Sissy Space-X

Wish I could take credit for coming up with it, but my buddy was real quick on that one.

It must run on magnets.

Lights out! Guerrilla Women! Turn that shit up!!

Weekend at Chuckie’s

And we’re just ignoring how this story was broken wide open by the BBC? I bet wicked.com won’t.

SMH

DELETE ALL PICTURES OF RON!

DELETE ALL PICTURES OF RON!!

Oi, Kent! Oi, Kent! Cancer’s here, some there, it’s every-fuckin’-where!!

Right after his tax returns

Triangle, man! Triangle Man! Triangle Man hates Person Man. They have a fight; Triangle wins. Triangle Man.

I wish he was Somebody That I Used To Know.

Close enough; it’s what I read when I first saw the word and the sentiment is valid.

Kinda takes “Go fuck yourself!” out of the insult cannon.

The Swifties helped to break up a monopoly in the U.S.; I don’t know if I’m ready to learn whether or not T. Swift can take down a political party (but, she probably could).

Not to lean in on the whole “NFL is just scripted entertainment” conspiracy aspect, but i felt having Norwood in that Visa (?) commercial where the Bills fan buys their grandkid a Norwood jersey from Scott himself was a bit … suspect? Only Bills fan in a wide right state of mind would torture a child in such a way!

In short: The fix was in.

Where is the circle for Hostess HoHos?

We’ve already known Goose to do a 4G inverted dive with a MiG-28 while improving relations.

So, could a specific line each pick 2-3 colors- individually, not a rainbow- to create a rainbow? Or a goalie with different colors on indiviual pads?

Steve Martin?

Isn’t the picture on the seal taken from The Apprentice? Can Mark Burnett go after him in any way (or is he more an accomplice by giving him the platform in the first place?)?

Bobwehadababyitsaboy