Like a year ago

Bro, sleeping is like a free sample of death every night, why would you give that up? With that $20 I can buy like 3 gallons of gas!

I’d rather have him than tyrannical trump

That’s when you refuse to pay, not your fault their card reader is “broke” and they didn’t inform you when you got in. They can get fucked, they tried pulling this shit on me before. I straight refused to pay cash.

It’s like nardwar and Danny Davito had a love child

Chuck road in an instant pot.

Not even 15 minutes ago I was in a McDonald’s drive-thru. The only thing I ordered was a Single Cheeseburger, the cost was $3.59…. I told them never mind and came home and made pasta instead. Absolutely ridiculous that a single patty burger from there could cost so much.

Your uncle is a scum lord

What are the latest filters?

Heck yeah let’s all go to break.com

Maybe because the child looks 10 and not a 15?

Literally bitching to my friend how I just spend $13 fucking dollars at McDonald’s and the food was cold and disgusting, I’m tempted to calll my credit card company and issue a chargeback.

There is also now a Lego mode too

Why don’t we just pin the debt on some guy and just kill him? Boom no more debt.

Not everyone has insurance.

Amazing

Horrifying

Can someone make a biblically accurate Lisa frank?

Hmm interesting, I’ve been wanting to move away from outlook, I may need to look into this.

What’s proton?