If his feet are size 23, how much bigger can they get honestly?

May I present you with “dirt-smoke”.

Yeah no way these space tubes will eventually be used as an object to throw at Jaburo.

Maybe a stocking with m.2 drives spilling over.

This isn’t new!

Or he could just get magnetized bits.

that dog is fat as fuck

it needs googly eyes

what a bunch of cunts

vehicle damage also on point

No shit sherlock

He also had a corner of classic Top Gear’s test track named after him.

Brotato kicks ass

I mean, they are purveyors of clickbait. LTT doesn’t need to exist based on that alone.

Endymion by Dan Simmons. Part of the Hyperion Cantos.

Statute of limitations much?

Everytime you eat a steak, a hippie’s hacky sack falls in the gutter.

-Patton Oswalt