ConsciousLochNess [he/him]

“US Blood”

He’s a heckin’ cheeto!

Now is the time of posters.

Are you really trying to do that?

Man you’re really doing the dyed hair 2015 stuff huh?

Jesus Christ get the fuck out of here. You’re beyond “any human comprehension” you piece of shit.

Adding value in the bedroom

The new CPU requirements for Windows 11 are why I wiped it and am now on Linux Mint. No dual-booting.

Love my Hexbears 💋

Hello, World!

You know you’re dealing with a pro-NATO bot when they say stupid boomer jokes like “well I have a job to go to”

Hi bot! 👋

Every time the West End bridge bounces up and down a bit while I’m sitting at the red light I hold my breath, just a little.

This dude always reminds me of Terrence from Trillbillies

Haha yeah you’re a real activist for making a purchase

For anyone familiar with the south hills of PGH: the Baltimore House

Needed to see this as I started work today. You too!

You logged onto the wrong bathroom Exchange server bub.

My snout descends.