I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‘Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.’ He said, ‘Yes, but not in a row.’

-Steven Wright

I thought this was going to be the onion or something.

I didn’t believe it when the source indicated it wasn’t.

I had to watch it…

Sane-washing mombo jombo. He’s supposedly the most normal of the Gnome pack.

🤡

What a set of knobs this administration is. Fools, charlatans, and fucking slimy conmen.

By that definition they are absolute amateurs. Most wars were ended in a few seconds with a couple of strokes of a pen.