Hal, is that you?
Sand worm’s maw.
Well, it’s showing the moon lit up while it’s behind the earth, so clearly it should all be dark due to the eclipse. So I can only conclude that it’s trying to get the word out that we actually live in a binary solar system.
Idiot here. Is it proof that Fauci did 9/11 harbor to fake the flat moon landing on 5g vaccine autism with gay-hurricane-powered Jewish frog space lasers funded by Bill gates and George Soros?
New Deus Ex plot sounds dumb
If you’re not having a stroke right now, I must be.
Fi yuo thnik yu’oer hvanig a steoerk, plaees clal 191 imemdaityl.
Oh my God, now he’s speaking Scottish!
That should be a line in one of those comedy horror movies. “Oh God! He’s speaking Scottish! Run!”
First good laugh ive had in a bit. LOL
If you can’t tell which person in your group is having a stroke right now, it’s probably you.
Being in a group is a terrible time to have a stroke.
jk jk unless…?
I mean, isn’t it obvious? Christianity has traditionally believed that Earth is the center of the Universe. Everything in the Universe is moving away from us, as if we are sitting at the very spot where “Let There Be Light” resulted in light being let. Physics has proven that we are at the literal single unique geometric center of the Universe. /s
MitocondriSol: powerhouse of the cell.
Everyone sees the butthole too, right?
This is what the human eye looks like under a microscope.
Serious question: Do we know how far removed from the exact center of the Big Bang we are? Is that something that be deduced?
I think that’s the point of the webb. Well not the center… I forget.
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I have a different way of looking at it than a lot of folks. And I had the toss out the term big bang to reach this view.
But before I get into this, someone used a similar analogy. I’m going to take it in a different direction so please bear with me.
Take a sheet of paper, cover it in points with a fat marker. Do this until it’s completely covered (actually don’t, just imagine you are). Now, imagine you shrink the points. If you keep shrinking them, from the perspective of the points, the paper is getting bigger.
The big bang is the assumption that the paper is expanding. The big crunch is the idea that the paper has in the past shrunk or will shrink sometime in the future.
Essentially, I’m suggesting we throw out the paper and only concern ourselves with the points. And from that perspective, the question where is the center doesn’t make any sense, because the ‘paper’ is only the distance between points.
“the exact center of the Big Bang” is not a phrase that makes sense.
The outer ring is made of 1-3 meter thick bedrock, but you can easily teleport through it. Just remember to bring enough material with you to make a portal to get back to our universe, otherwise you’ll have to starve yourself to death and respawn without your gear.
FAKE!
Even children know that the sun isn’t the center of the universe - it’s Earth. Duh!
If you hate this image then why post it. Fun image but please work on your titles lol, my point is it isn’t super good when you let some 1000 conspiracy theorists living in some niche forums live rent free in your head to such point they ruin cool images for you
I’m not the one who originally posted it.
Edit: your mom’s obviously not a flat earther. It’s true I may have a vendetta.
No wonder, those big dong conspiracists are the worst. Whole universe is nothing more than a giant penis? Ridiculous. All because of the low res labels on observable universe diagrams making a look like o and b look like d
Proof that our sun is at the center of the universe and how IMPORTANT humans are in the universe
I mean, it’s arguably in the center of OUR universe :D
Our universe? We gotta share?
THE UNIVERSE IS INSIDE YOUR EYE
CLICK HERE FOR CRYSTALS THAT EMIT HARMONIC WAVELENGTHS THAT SHAPE THE UNIVERSAL WATER IN YOUR EYE INTO IT’S HARMONIC FORM
Uuh… wrong? That’s obviously a Petri dish in full bloom?
Everyone knows this Universe exists solely as a grad student’s thesis experiment…
Are those the JO Crystals people have been trying to sell me?
Its the observable universe in the shape of an eye, quite clever. We’re going to have to figure out how to not let stupid destroy our fragile societies at some point.
We did at one point. I love the turtle myth, for what it is, but shit like this use to just stay myth.
Now hear me out…
Blood for the Blood God.
