• TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Alien: “We’ve come to rule you.”

    Dude: “Cool.” points at DC

    “One of our leaders spaced out yesterday for like 12 seconds and crapped his pants on live television. You can start there.”