• Link.wav [he/him]@beehaw.org
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    1 year ago

    90s TV commercial narrator: Twitter has a brand new look, and it’s X-tremely out of this world!

    Group of random kids: SCORRRRE!

    90s TV commercial narrator: Looks like the bird has flown the coop!

    (wacky sound effects)

    Elongated Muskrat: (appearing in a cloud of magical smoke) Hey, kids!

    Group of random kids: OH WOW, IT’S ELON MUSK!

    Muskrat: If you want to get jiggy with it, you’ve got to be DOWN with the X-sauce! (throws up advertiser-friendly mockup of a gang sign)

    Narrator: Twitter is now X-X-X-X-X-Xtra cool!

    (kid in aviators and leather jacket crossing arms, fade to black)

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      1 year ago

      I just watched this in my brain and now I want to watch it again. Totally x-treme!