This isn’t Yemeni, it’s Sulawesi! And the cup’s shaking! I don’t want my coffee shaking!

Add a couple of vodka shots and now we’re talkin

angry caffeine noises

I feel attacked 😅

“every day” = daily

“Everyday” = unremarkable

(And the title has a comma splice. GJ)

Here’s how I do it.

Literally me

At least it’s not coke or meth.