I’d like to live forever. If I could live longer and keep being an idiot, I’d keep drinking and the only thing I’d change is that I would be back on heroin.
About a decade off of it and I had a dream last night that I woke up to a penny stock I bought 5,000 of being worth 150 bucks. My first thought was, “HOLY SHIT, I HAVE NEARLY A MILLION! I could use heroin again and it wouldn’t hurt anyone but me!”
Would you rather have to replace a liver or consume something that won’t force you to get a new liver?
New liver pweeeaaaaase
I’d rather keep my delicious bourbon and let them clone me as many livers as I need.
Which bourbon?
Willette or Basil Hayden for me. Willette is the one in what looks like a genie bottle.
Edit: if you’ve never tried one, make yourself a Bourbon maple sour. They’re delicious.
Synthehol is less fun buzz-wise, shorter acting and tastes off. People ruin their livers now, imagine what they’d do without consequences.
I can tell you what I’d do without consequences.
I’d like to live forever. If I could live longer and keep being an idiot, I’d keep drinking and the only thing I’d change is that I would be back on heroin.
About a decade off of it and I had a dream last night that I woke up to a penny stock I bought 5,000 of being worth 150 bucks. My first thought was, “HOLY SHIT, I HAVE NEARLY A MILLION! I could use heroin again and it wouldn’t hurt anyone but me!”
Isn’t that sad though?
Oh well.
How delicious is option B?