Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoAmerica's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagueslemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square307fedilinkarrow-up1966arrow-down127
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minus-squareB312@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoWhat with the couch fucking joke? I don’t get it
minus-squaretektite@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·1 month agoJD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing! Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What with the couch fucking joke? I don’t get it
JD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing!
Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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