I don’t like mug root beer. Easy choice
It’s the rootbeer isn’t it?
Where can you get the infinite root beer?
Can you summon them anywhere you want? Can you summon them inside other people to kill them?
Can you only summon them right in front of you?
Is there just a place that when you take one, another one appears? If so, what would happen if you held your hand where it was supposed to appear?
For all 4 cases, what happens to the air where the cans appear?
Is there just a portal from where you can put your hand in to grsb the beer? Could you push people in the pirtal?
He saved the world. He somehow made a truly infinite renewable resource and we used it for energy, water, and growing crops.
Which is what I’d like people to say about me, but their hitmen are after me. They know my gift would not even ruin them, but even that small threat to a loss of profit is too much for them.
I’m on the run, but wherever I go, I try to help those in need of a crisp refreshing beverage. They can’t root me out, you beerter believe it.
Coming this summer: Mug Shot
Just surround yourself with cans at all times. If someone is trying to attack you, constantly replace the cans
Asking the real questions here
Could you push people in the pirtal?
Day 982. I have accepted my fate. I will never escape the Mug dimension. I drink another root beer. It tastes like blood. I’m glad for the new sensation.
Hammer space rules apply.
Manifesting them 1000s of feet in the air could be fun.
Not A&W… Sorry England.
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Bye bye Terf Island 👋
Rowling lives in Scotland though
“We have some new mold for you in Birmingham!” and then take the offer
They said England is no more, but that red X is also deleting Wales and Northern Ireland.
This could also just be an implication of a name change. So “England” is no more, but it’s now called “Angland.”
and a small part of france, but not scotland
One could interpret it as all the localities with their own distinct cultures are freed from the yolk of the Bri’ish crown. Tolkien loved England but hated the Bri’ish empire as an example.
Acceptable casualties
I don’t even like root beer
But do you like England even less?
Oh definitely.
You could always start a root beer stand or something and sell the unlimited root beer with no overhead.
Can I warn Steph Sterling, Laura Dale and Hbomberguy, before I decide?
How dare they hold Hbomberguy hostage.
i dont drink alcohol. edit: lol at people that cant stand a harmless joke, i dont even freaking know what root beer is and i doubt its even comercialized in my country, hate for uk tho can be world wide
Root beer is alcohol free.
Thank god i also dont like alcohol free beer then
It is also not really beer.
I only drink water
root beer has absolutely nothing to do with beer though, apart from the name.
Thank God someone is clueless about root beer, so that I have more root beer.
You are in luck then, because the majority of the world’s population is clueless about root beer.
It’s like a sweetened, fizzy sassafras drink. Pretty good depending where you get it.
The USA has a weird thing where we use the words for alcoholic drinks to describe non-alcoholic ones. We also call spiced fruit drinks “cider” and actual cider “hard cider”. Not sure why.
I use arch btw.
Mug Moment
Make an instant fortune by shorting the market, and get free but mid quality root beer.
Can I pick neither? I’m more of a Barqs man.
Unlimited Mug (I’m a cynical Londoner).
Valid
I guess I’ll take the MUG but you don’t have a better root beer?