Five young recruits find the five golden Switch cartridges.
Recruit 1 is walloped by a big tie-wearing gorilla after eating its entire banana hoard.
Recruit 2 grows too big after eating a prototype actual Super Mushroom and turns into a Toad.
Recruit 3 is rejected after touching the Triforce and being sucked into the Evil Realm.
Recruit 4 loses an IRL series of WarioWare games played in a giant replica TV.
Recruit 5 is hired after returning the free Switch 2 prototype they were given despite initially being rejected for painting graffiti on the wall with Splatoon paint.
I’m already on AMCs website, trying to preorder my ticket, and emailing customer service about why they haven’t started accepting preorders to a movie that hasn’t even been conceptualized yet.
Hopefully via a willy wonka type event.
This needs to be the plot of a new “The Wizard” remake.
Five young recruits find the five golden Switch cartridges.
Recruit 1 is walloped by a big tie-wearing gorilla after eating its entire banana hoard.
Recruit 2 grows too big after eating a prototype actual Super Mushroom and turns into a Toad.
Recruit 3 is rejected after touching the Triforce and being sucked into the Evil Realm.
Recruit 4 loses an IRL series of WarioWare games played in a giant replica TV.
Recruit 5 is hired after returning the free Switch 2 prototype they were given despite initially being rejected for painting graffiti on the wall with Splatoon paint.
I’m already on AMCs website, trying to preorder my ticket, and emailing customer service about why they haven’t started accepting preorders to a movie that hasn’t even been conceptualized yet.
You have to buy amiibos to have a chance of finding one. Everybody knows that.
Just a bunch of kids eating mushrooms and playing with fire.
Soooooo…like, just the average childhood experience in the 80s?
90s: remove mushrooms, add fireworks.
Also the campground at any Phish show.
walking with a cane and rolling up to the gates and everything