The best argument against Christianity is the existence of many other religions with equal claims to validity. If you believe one, why not all? If not all, why this one? But don’t let the Nigerian prophet Odumeje who won the international spiritual warfare championship against Satan distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
Hey, you’re not ShittyMorph!
lol … but it was my first thought when I started reading the image that was posted … I almost felt disappointed when it wasn’t a ShittyMorph copypasta
This brought me much joy.
Well…when you put it that way…scratches head
You just know if you asked for proof he’d show you the belt he won.
Source: trust me bro
This implies the possibility of a rematch, and the need to constantly defend the title.
If an omnipotent being can’t defeat Satan once and for all, this guy probably is going to have to expect rematches.
During the next match … the prophet is going to use a folding chair!!! … Satan has a foreign object in his hands!!!
I mean, we don’t make the rules. Sorry, priest dude. Keep training.
Well it must be true! Where else could he possibly have gotten a belt like that??? It’s not like you can just buy those anywhere!
Satan was the good guy.
Mark Twain agreed.
And it is still not even close to the most unbelievable stories you’ll find in the bible.
“Hey Abraham, sacrifice your son!”
“Sure thing, God!”
“LOL JK”
“Haha okay, let me just cut a piece of my dick off.”
Rare occasion where SLAMMED would be relevant
I would have been more impressed if he claimed to have fought him with a BFG9000
Johnny got a golden fiddle, this guy gets a WWE belt…
I’m not saying working with the devil is better, but I’m not not saying it.
HEY SATAN! I’M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN, BROTHERRRRR! I’M GOING TO GO TO YOUR OWN LAIR AND I’M GOING TO GO UP TO YOUR THRONE AND I AM GOING TO PIN YOU TO THE MAT, BROTHERRRRRR!
Because this guy forgot to add Kurt Angle to the mix.
He had a 66.6 repeating chance to beat the devil
I still think the devil had the better fiddle solo.
