“Scream not working because space make deaf.”
I need this on a T-shirt and I think I want to use that as the title track to my album.
I will buy that album based on title alone.
It’s an industrial metal album, right?
Polka, actually!
Thank you so much for this
E G G D E M O N
But who IS bad milk blood robot?
This guy
Uh oh, he eat bad noodle. But not egg demon one!
In my mind he was bad milk, blood robot.
Not bad, milk blood, robot. Yours makes much more sense.
Well, given that there is only one robot on the entire ship (the exoframe carrier thing she uses to throw the alien into the airlock doesn’t count since it’s not autonomous), and he is both bad and has milk blood, it wasn’t THAT hard to figure out…
But who was phone?
I love that a showdown to the death with a terrifying alien is described as “hard working” like it’s a bad day at the office.
For Ripley, it was!? :-P
Well, the Nostromo was a tug boat for a whole oil refinery, and the eponymous alien chowed down on Ripley’s crew. And shit went sideways because corporate had this brilliant idea that derailed everything that was going right. It really was just a bad day the office.
Kicking ass is hard work!
Average Hongkonger moment
While this is funny, I’m pretty sure it isn’t real (or it was intentionally written poorly)- It doesn’t make any sense in Chinese either, and most people in Hong Kong know English at least somewhat.
The grammar is not what you’d expect from a Chinese to English translation, at all.
Well, with the advancements in AI, shitposters can no longer rely on “An AI wrote this! Haha, so funny!” for their blatantly made up posts. I guess “Look at this poor translation! Haha, so funny!” is all they have left at this point.
Scream not working because space make deaf.
The story of my life right there
Aneurism posting
Eh, this is more Backstroke of the West than an aneurysm.
This looks to forced to be real
It’s just badly translated.
It’s both absolutely spot on and so far gone from reality that it’s entered a new realm of perception.
Seven friends and cat all try to find egg demon
Almost sounds like a Scooby Doo ripoff.
I would see that movie and i wouldn’t even need to watch a trailer.
TOO MANY eggs
WTF dude?? No spoiler alert?!
I always said it was the bad noodles!
That last line got to me, I can’t stop laughing!
