- X users are complaining about an influx of low-quality ads promoting crypto scams and AI “undressing” apps.
- The decline in reputable advertisers on X has made the platform more reliant on less reputable ad buyers.
- The exodus of advertisers, partially due to Elon Musk’s controversial behavior, has left X with a growing revenue gap.
Archive link: https://archive.ph/sbOxS
Wait what now
I mean, where do you get your semen?
I make my own.
It’s 9pm. Do you know where your semen is?
Once I figured out how to get it back into my penis I became unstoppable.
Well that UTI was unstoppable anyway.
Just pour some cranberry juice in afterwards.
If I were someone with no tact and low-brow humor, I’d say it’s in your mom’s mouth. Fortunately I’m much better than that. So I’ll just say it’s slowly gathering in preparation for a pre-sleep release into a few tissues.
ETA: which I will douse in hot sauce before flushing down the toilet.
I got the rest from this guy named Ralph in an alley–stupid asshole didn’t even charge me, he just told me to close my eyes and suck it out of a hose!
I make my own
I wanted to see what kind of ads that might actually be since I have zero concept. I do not recommend typing “semen stealing” into Google innocently and hoping for an answer.
I’m going to have some weird ads now…
And yet you didn’t share the info with us? Shame on you
You’re welcome to weird up your ads, also.
If you don’t want to search it up, here are the first 3 DuckDuckGo results for “semen stealing”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_fatherhood
https://news.yahoo.com/spurgling-stealing-sperm-pregnant-121820779.html
https://www.refinery29.com/en-gb/2022/01/10831906/baby-trapping-illegal
I saw… that. But what could someone advertise about it! And that’s a curiosity those links don’t answer…
I like how you’re just adbaiting us at this point
Entirely by accident I assure you.
Yea this guy is the hero of the thread, I would have just not bothered with the article if it wasn’t for you pointing that line out
Couldn’t find that username or email is my favourite person!
Yep, I’ve seen that, along with ads for “jack-off pants”: