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I think that, as a child, it should’ve been a sign when I was disappointed that the “super handsome human prince” looked so… unappealing.

As a woman, you are 100% right.

Size queens are mostly for porn, and a small percentage of people in real life.

Mine is “Dogs.” The combination of the message and the barking in the solo is just…

God I love Pink Floyd!!

Thank you for this. I was dying of curiosity but too drunk to do my own research. You’re a saint.

I was literally coming in to say I’ve only ever seen awful stuff happen at Denny’s. I, too, have only been to those a few times in my life but that crowd is…

Single language made me lol.

Sure, most signs have English on them… but that’s it.

My godson is low to mid functioning and people like the one you’re replying to don’t realize that they’re playing into the hands of people who want to cut help and financial aid for autism as a disability. “It’s not really a disability” is extremely harmful.

But also I think society has done a great harm in hiding the most disabled among us. People hear autism and think some asshole on TV who plays as a savant. They don’t think of the 17-year-old man who can’t use the restroom and can only eat two food types despite years of therapy, who becomes violent if he can’t watch YouTube on demand.

I’m playing a video game lately that allows you to stop time, and I keep thinking, the first thing I’d do is relax. Downtime (time where you’re forced to be unproductive) and downtime (time where you’re fine but have no need to be productive) are two very different things.

Do not gather a group of like-minded people and go together.

She needed just one good screw.

“A comical arrest of a gentleman” is, itself, a perfect description, and made me laugh all over again.

I miss Hark! A Vagrant.

Not communicating is violence now?

This gave me such joy.

I enjoyed this immensely. Especially the whelks.

I’ve never experienced such a combination of hate and entertainment, and as much as it pains me, given that hate drives engagement… I feel like I’m experiencing the future.

If you are confused, check with the sun. Carry a compass to help you along. Your feet are going to be on the ground. Your head is there to move you around.

Stand in the place where you live. Now face north.

The better to shoot with, my dear.

Mensinator

Sounds like something from Doofenshmirtz.