Fishcakes? They’re mostly deep-fried disappointment since they’re not proper Sheffield fishcakes.

Last year, the company I work for had a ‘mental health’ day. I used it to drive a 280-mile round trip to Sheffield just to go to Two Steps chippy on Sharrow Vale Road for a fishcake butty for lunch. Fucking worth it. Absolutely.

The Sheffield fish cake is definitely the better beast.

But I like the minced up ones too.

If I could get proper fish cakes down here, I’d be a lot rounder.

Fishcake tends to be flaked fish mixed with a starchy ingredient (usually potato mash) that’s given a crispy coating. You’ll find minced cheap fish and potato used on the cheaper varieties.

So, a fillet of fish, sandwiched between potato slices and covered in a crispy batter, isn’t a million miles away from the traditional fish cake.

The breaded minced up thing, I’m afraid. Maybe I should go to Sheffield though, your one sounds great!

The fishcake is a lie.

Crispy magic.

Stinky groin.

Minced fish formed into a patty.

Yep, whole childhood a lie I’m afraid. Fish cake is usually mashed potato mixed with fish, fried (usually breaded).

Although that said, has anyone ever encountered a cod roe “fish cake”? Literally a slice of pressed roe fried up. So I guess “fish cake” covers a multitude of sins.

Where did you hear my nickname for your mom? We tried to keep it between just us.

What you had growing up is the anomaly, but it sounds far better.

fishcake

noun

A mixture of flaked fish, mashed potato and seasoning made into a patty and shallow fried.

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Cooked flaked, salted cod fish stirred into a potato mash with a little savory, salt and pepper. Make them into rounded balls just smaller than tennis balls. Hot iron skillet and a little butter. Pop them in the pan and press em down with the spatula until they’re about an inch thick. Do both sides until golden brown and warm through and you have what I consider a fish cake.