Literally just astrology for men
It’s somehow worse. Astrology is silly and fun.
So astrology…? But for men…?
There’s gamma males now too? Oh no I’m falling behind on the latest Greek alphabet male developments.
You know a gamma male when you see them because they’re smoking hot and absolutely glowing, but ultimately extremely toxic to be around.
I never thought I’d see a radiation joke on this site, but I’m not complaining
There is but one gamma male. Dr. David Banner—physician, scientist—searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of gamma radiation alters his body chemistry. And now, when David Banner grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs. The creature is driven by rage and pursued by an investigative reporter.
The creature is wanted for a murder he didn’t commit. David Banner is believed to be dead. And he must let the world think that he is dead until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.
There are also kappa males who require constant moisture applied to their foreheads and steal people’s buttplugs
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Demisexual isn’t a gender
Alpha man ? As in the release before all the bug fixes ?
unstable, incomplete, doesn’t do what it’s supposed to
sounds about right yeah
That gives a new meaning to beta testing.
what’s ligma?
Ligma balls.
Gottem
screams in Danish and dissappears
It’s when the big red arrow points at John Wick’s eye.
I’m a fan of Hλlf-Life and therefore a λ male
Lambda male is when you have a valve with a red knob in place of an eye.
I don’t have that
You know, when I found out these weirdos believed in this stuff I thought ‘eh, whatever, sounds odd but whatever’, then I found out these weird losers considered themselves alphas, and it was the funniest thing ever. It’s basically just celebrity worship when they call famous people alphas (which is nothing new), but that they actually consider themselves alphas is just hilarious.
Isn’t the idea that alphas are packleaders for betas? If there’s an equal amount of alphas and betas are they all just leading a single sidekick?
Vox Day (a reactionary) came up with a male sociosexual hierarchy that has rungs below beta.
wait, sexual preference is gender?
Demisexual is a gender?
I read it as the male sociosexual hierarchy is so ridiculous that even grill pilled people who can’t be asked to learn about queer liberation stuff see it as absurd.
Omega isn’t on there because their pheromones are too strong and need to be inhibited by suppressants. IYKYK
A/B/O gang
Why is Sigma listed higher than Beta and Gamma? Do these so-called alphas not know the Greek alphabet?
You expect them to know anything at all?
I expect them to try harder and with at least 30% more bravado!
The description for ligma male is pure cope. It’s someone whose so not at the top that they’re actually the real ones on the top. Fascism is fucking stupid.
They should just decide who gets to be on top Battle Royale style. Everyone who wants to be in the running enters and the last one alive gets to be the alpha. Everyone else can then lick their toes or whatever the fuck they think needs to happen ez pz.
Omega, the Final Male
Gotta go clean and say I’m an Omega-3 male. I’m a total healthcel, I be chugging unsaturated fats like fr
I’m quite literally an Omega male. Where that puts me on their sexual hierarchy I don’t know or care. Probably at the bottom.
where my smegma males at?
