over_clox@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoHumans Against Shittinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1596arrow-down124file-text
arrow-up1572arrow-down1imageHumans Against Shittinglemmy.worldover_clox@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square60fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·9 months agoIf I had three wishes, one of them would be to never need to use the bathroom again.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·9 months agoWish granted. You now have catheter and colostomy bags.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·9 months agoSTOP BEING THE TRICKY KIND OF GENIE PEOPLE!
minus-squareSapphire Velvet@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoEverybody jokes but one day there’s going to be a Cyberpunk|40kMechanicus|DeusEx market part for purchase, and the world will be further divided by those that need access to sewage and those that do not.
minus-squareOlhonestjim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoIf I could buy an implant that compressed my shit into diamonds, I would be so happy.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoHydroPress has you covered. Not really, but Happy Holidays!
minus-squaretweeks@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoEven if that would mean that we keep growing in size, fattening up completely with all we ever consume?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoWell no, obviously I would stay the way I am.
If I had three wishes, one of them would be to never need to use the bathroom again.
Wish granted. You now have catheter and colostomy bags.
STOP BEING THE TRICKY KIND OF GENIE PEOPLE!
Everybody jokes but one day there’s going to be a
Cyberpunk|40kMechanicus|DeusEx
market part for purchase, and the world will be further divided by those that need access to sewage and those that do not.If I could buy an implant that compressed my shit into diamonds, I would be so happy.
HydroPress has you covered.
Not really, but Happy Holidays!
Even if that would mean that we keep growing in size, fattening up completely with all we ever consume?
Well no, obviously I would stay the way I am.