Operation NCD SITREP #1 - 25 Nov 2023

CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY

I. SITUATION UPDATE

1. Disciplinary Actions:

   • Recent engagements have seen a few bad actors neutralized. Our mod team, equipped with state-of-the-art Genital Vaporizing Lasers (GVLs), has effectively deterred rule-breakers, ensuring a safe and respectful community atmosphere.

2. Community Morale:

   • Despite the occasional need for GVL deployment, the overall spirit remains sky-high. Comrades have been exemplary in their conduct, with an impressive array of top-tier shitposts lighting up the community. It’s a privilege to moderate such an outstanding battalion of enthusiasts.

II. OPERATIONS BRIEF

1. New Communications Channel:

   • Matrix Channel Deployment: We’ve established a new base of operations on Matrix #ncdchat:tchncs.de. Your presence is requested.

2. Recruitment and Growth:

   • The ranks of Operation NCD continue to swell. A warm salute to our new members! Your enthusiasm fortifies our collective strength.

3. Engagement Levels:

   • Community engagement is high. Reports indicate robust activity across all sectors. This is a clear sign of a healthy and thriving unit.

III. INTELLIGENCE REPORT

• No updates in this section for this report.

IV. LOGISTICS

• Community Branding:
  • Our banner link is unfortunately pretty old and outdated as it still refers to the subreddit. The generous and talented @setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world from over at !MilitaryPorn@lemmy.world offered to make us a new one. Take a look. What do you think, should we make the switch?

VI. COMMUNICATION CHECK

• “I’m doing my part!” Are you? Let’s hear your feedback and suggestions.

VII. SIGN-OFF

• Remember, “Service guarantees citizenship.” Thank you for being a vital part of Operation NCD. Keep up the great work, troopers!

End of Report. Dismissed! Stay alert, stay alive.

CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY