Ranger: It’s terrible! Murder victims are getting lured to our park and their bodies dumped! We have to do something!

Sign maker: I got you fam.

You’re missing the mysterious emergence of a car. C’mon, guys, you’re smarter than this: Obviously one or both of the hikers is a transformer.

Calm down, the bag in the second picture is bigger than it appears. It’s all fine

I don’t see the problem, aren’t you supposed to drop off your murder victims in the forest?

What did the green man do to the two tan men?

That reminds me of the dark joke:
A psycho walks into the woods with a woman by the hand. The moon is barely shining and it’s so dark that you can’t see your hand in close distance. There’s cracking and rustling everywhere. The woman mumbles: “It’s really scary here.” The man says: “What can I say, I’ll have to walk back all by myself later.”

Did they f*cking stutter?

And the red garbage bag in the trunk!

what does that mean when the eyes(?) go greater than