It’s a long-con. When the kid isn’t cute anymore and stops getting the extra nugget, it adds extra punch to the painful reality of the cold, uncaring universe.
This is why I punch every kid I see. To prepare them for the metaphorical punch they will get later in life. 😤😤😤
Doing the Lord’s work
Such a good lad, always thinking and caring about children’s futures. This still gives me a little bit of hope for humanity. Cheers mate.
Hohohoho. Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Evil is when you get two kids that order nuggets you only put an extra in one and watch them fight over it.
Or take one nugget from one bag and put it in the other, plus an extra nugget
Will nobody stop this madman‽
Some madmen aren’t meant to be stopped
[Insert Michael Caine Dark Knight quote here]
To the dudes who always added one single onion ring to my fries every time I went to Burger King or the late night group at Wendy’s that will occasionally destroy my work dinner with like 4-5 extra patties, you’re the real heroes.
Corporate overlords detect a 3% reduced efficiency at this McDonald’s location. They implement video surveillance and determine the inadequacy. The boss making 2$ over minimum wage is required to fire you and hire someone new. All employees go to required training on workplace ethics and team observation.
Still worth it!
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blesses nuggie orders
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thinks he’s evil
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so wholesome, praise the devil and their devilish ways!
