Police say a mother is facing a child endangerment charge after her toddler found a gun in her purse and accidentally fired it in a southern Ohio Walmart store last week
That’s why my new bill would mandate that all babies receive in-womb gun-safety training. New borns are expected to complete a gun-safety test. If they fail, they’re shot and killed. We only care about life until birth.
This could have been prevented if there was a good toddler with a gun.
The toddlers need gun training. If every toddler had a gun, stuff like this wouldn’t happen.
The solution is obviously to try toddlers as adults.
Another opportunity to talk to your toddler about good trigger discipline.
“Aim at the head, shoulders, not the toes, not the toes.”
Now remember kids, for a jam you put the magazine in, you take the magazine out… in out, in out, shake it all about.
Instructions unclear. I now have strawberry jam in my magazine.
Now now, Timmy… in an active shooter situation you’d be dead, you silly billy.
That’s why my new bill would mandate that all babies receive in-womb gun-safety training. New borns are expected to complete a gun-safety test. If they fail, they’re shot and killed. We only care about life until birth.
Or if we just had mental health programs for toddlers, we wouldn’t have any issues with giving toddlers guns!