Preferably realistic features, but if your perfect shoe involves some kinda anti-grav hover features, I’d absolutely understand.
Heelies? Pfft, check out my real hover-slides.
The ability for them easily be repaired and recycled unlike the throw away shoes companies make now.
It’s possible to buy repairable shoes. They are just not as trendy or cheap as the mass produced fast fashion counterparts.
100% dirt and water repellant. Just stay clean and dry all the time.
Like heelies but the wheels are sideways so you use it like a skateboard. I don’t know how that would work but that’s what I want.
Something breathable like canvas but it is more durable than leather. The soles are as tough as possible while staying flexible enough to accommodate squatting. The soles are designed to be replaced multiple times without damaging the rest of the shoes.
It would have a composite protective toe, few to no seams, and laces that can snug it up to your foot if you tug them and hook them, but the shoes would stay on if you don’t do anything to the laces. Like, they just wouldn’t be as supportive without snugging them up.
It would have aggressive arch supports, or else come with several different inserts for different arch support needs.
Also, very wide toe box designed around normal toes, not squashing toes into a narrow or unnaturally shaped space.
Sneakers/Tennis/Running shoes that have automatically pop/retracting heel wheels like Heelys
You lock your shoes together a certain way to engage the wheels which lock in place so you can skate around. When you’re done, you lock in the opposite direction which causes the wheels to eject and swing out to rest on the top of the shoe so it stays out of the way.
You get the ultimate tactical shoe that you can run and play sports in which also also double as Heelys when you need them to
Optionally, make the wheels electric powered as well lol
Secret pocket in the tongue to hide your drugs like my circa late 90’s Chad Muska éS that I tore to shreds skateboarding like an IDIOT!!
I’m old now and don’t need to hide my drugs in my shoe anymore, but those shoes were cool as hell
A limited run of 2023 muskas came out last month FYI. Could probably grab a pair still…
Woah forreal?!
Yeah when I looked earlier they had most sizes left in the UK, not sure where you’re based but a quick Google should get you there.
I’m buying a pair. Thanks dude you’re my hero!
Steel radial truck-tyre soles. Sick of wearing through them in a few months.
Fits my weird-shaped feet (wide fitting, deep through the instep).
Uppers squashy enough not to destroy my feet after an all-day hike, but hard-wearing enough not to fall apart.
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Rocket shoes? Yeah, definitely rocket shoes
I would just like some width varieties as well as length.
Ruby slippers
Good soles that don’t fall off while walking.
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Ah the american classic shoe
Basically indestructible soles and insoles in terms of wear and tear, and an indestructible in general toe cap. Soft enough insoles to cushion, but firm enough to support. Light enough to use everywhere without feeling like I’m walking on King Kai’s planet. Self-tightening laces and mouth. GPS tracking in case I can’t find them or someone’s stolen them.
they’d be like sandals, but with a lot of cushion - like walking on a porpoise. my palanquin bearers would wear them.
I’d settle for perfectly comfortableshoes but for special features I’d have to say…
Okok
So they’re sandals. Perfect comfort and air flow but they have a forcefield to repel dirt, rocks, water, etc.
And I’m thinking like hiking sandals so good traction as well.
Yes, these would be the most perfect shoes ever.