Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoChoose wisely!i.imgur.comimagemessage-square348fedilinkarrow-up1852arrow-down131file-text
arrow-up1821arrow-down1imageChoose wisely!i.imgur.comWolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square348fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWigglyTortoise@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up17·10 months agoAlbert Einstein is dead. You couldn’t run at all.
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-210 months ago steal corpse of Albert Einstein hook it up to exoskeleton make it run E=mc2 miles per hour take the pill Problem?
minus-squareRojoSanIchiban@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months ago make it run E=mc2 miles per hour You just converted the energy of Einstein’s corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you’re now paraplegic. Also, you failed high school physics. /sorry
minus-squareIlliterate Domine@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoYou’ve got it all backwards. Einstein’s corpse is now energy and fast AF.
Albert Einstein is dead. You couldn’t run at all.
Problem?
You just converted the energy of Einstein’s corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you’re now paraplegic.
Also, you failed high school physics.
/sorry
You’ve got it all backwards. Einstein’s corpse is now energy and fast AF.