Walter Harriman from Stargate SG-1.
Intersting and easy job, rarely in mortal danger, good job security, cool co-workers.
Duties include:
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Open the iris
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Close the iris
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Loudly announce “'incoming wormhole!” Even though the stargate is loud as fuck and everyone already knows, and that could be automated anyway.
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Press the button that makes the whole base go “woop! Woop! Woop!”
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Dial the gate (actually terrified I might accidentally connect Earth to a black hole again)
Main job perks include:
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Sometimes Sam Carter brushes past me close enough that I can smell her hair.
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Jack O’Neill once patted me on the back and said ‘good job’ (I think of him like a father figure even though I’m older than him)
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Teal’c
And on that 7th chevron, you usually get to switch things up and say locked!
Don’t forget he finally got his own parking spot after 11 years, can crack a general up with requisition form numbers.
Became the curator of the SGC after the… Oh wait wrong timeline.
I mean I was going to say Superman or something, but yours is way better 😆
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Tom Bombadil
Tom Beanbadil?
You fookin know it
This is the correct answer. No cares. No worries. Just chill.
And married to a hot river spirit who is just as chill
Scrooge McDuck
Life is like a hurricane, there in Duckburg. Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes; it’s a duck-blur!
You just like the corkscrew….
The residents of Duckburg must be pantsless for a reason.
I’ll see myself out.
Roger rabbit
Valid point.
Hedonismbot
I’d be Mr Body, from the board game “Clue”. The greatest benefit of being Mr Body is that he’s dead before the game even starts.
Arthur Dent… although I admit I do like a good cup of tea.
R Daneel Olivaw. I want to see and shape 20,000 yrs of human advancement.
Book or movie?
I didn’t realize there was a Foundation movie. But I mean book Daneel.
There’s a Foundation series on Apple. Don’t bother if you want it to actually follow the story, but if you just want to watch related SciFi it’s not half bad.
Android Demerzel in the show does indeed have a hand in shaping history.
I was confused, thinking of I Robot. Just ignore me 😜
I thought I was the only one thinking that, not even sure why Daneel popped in my head when the question was asked, but it did.
Woodrow Wilson Smith AKA Ernest Gibbons, Captain Aaron Sheffield, “Happy” Daze, Proscribed Prisoner No. 83M2742, Mr. Justice Lenox, Dr. Lafayette ‘Lafe’ Hubert, Corporal Ted Bronson, “His Serenity Seraphim the Younger, Supreme High Priest of the One God in All His Aspects and Arbiter Below and Above”, and Lazarus Long. A character by Robert A. Heinlein.
Man, i’m tempted to write a Lazarus Long trans fem story where instead of making girl clones and banging his mother, he just transitions then marries his best trans fem bud Andrew Libby Long and they can be trans lesbians together.
Well that’s one way to say you’re into incest …
The Doctor or Spider-Man
The Doctor, literally go anywhere, anytime, traveling in luxury, be anyone, with anyone.
but he’s always such a whiney bitch about it.
Uncle Ben. Guess it’s a matter of time
Maybe every uncle Ben is actually the Doctor, he knows Peter needs the push and just regenerates after
The abrahamic god.
Who wouldn’t want to eat souls, impregnate 13 year old virgins, and demand the foreskins of your enemies. Sounds like a cush gig.
Nice gig. Write lots of conflicting rules, tell people you don’t like them if they can’t figure them out right, and sit on your ass and watch them squabble while asking you for help for eternity.
doraemon
that pocket of inventions just bring light-hearted happy vibes
Death, not even the auditors win.
Invincible, after
spoiler
becoming Emperor
Hot wife, nice home, comfy job.
Note to self: Write a fictional story featuring me at some point.
