I said, “Fine, suit yourself.”
Seems needle-ss to say that though
Seams so.
Your skills are indeed tailored for these puns
I’m enjoying this thread
These puns are sew good I split a seam laughing.
A tight-knit bundle of jokes for sure
I’m dyeing! Isn’t there some way I can persuede you to stop with the puns?
Agreed. Lets hem it in.
I guess your children will grow up in a patchwork family
Mine said she was leaving because I had blown our savings on penis extensions.
She couldn’t take it any longer.
Mine left because of my brand new noise cancelling headphones.
She mumbled something vague like “you never listen to me”, I didn’t quite hear it tbh.
Mine threw me out for doing bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. When I left, I said “I will return”.
Mine was because of my obsession to fish.
I said, “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
