Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thoughttechcrunch.comexternal-linkmessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1978arrow-down113cross-posted to: fediverse@lemmy.worldfediverse@kbin.socialnews@kbin.socialtechnews@radiation.party
arrow-up1965arrow-down1external-linkMastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thoughttechcrunch.comFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square72fedilinkcross-posted to: fediverse@lemmy.worldfediverse@kbin.socialnews@kbin.socialtechnews@radiation.party
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up332arrow-down1·1 year agoX (twitter): “Oh shit, most of our users are bots.” Mastodon: “Oh shit, we have a bunch of extra users.”
minus-squareSteeve@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up181arrow-down3·1 year agoProbably still bots, I’m the only real person on the internet
minus-squareorclev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·1 year agoHELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 year agoPerhaps it is YOU who is the bot!
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoMe? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom: “my son is a human. Signed, Mom” There. QED.
minus-squarePinkPanther@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoWHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?
minus-squarenomecks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·1 year agoIs anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?
minus-square🏳️⚧️ 新星 [she/they]@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoCowards! At least admit it in your display name…
minus-squareAda@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoWell, I’m an individual, just like everyone else
minus-squareJunkers_Klunker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 year agoIt’s actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅
minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoWell don’t get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you.
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoYou’re not a person! You’re a good bug, Steeve!
minus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-21 year agoHi beep boop I’m a bot
minus-squarewiki_me@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 year agoCome with me if you want to waste time
minus-squareMargot Robbie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoBut I’m not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform… Wait a minute, that’s exactly what an advertising bot would do! … Oh boy.
minus-squareFoofighter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoI am actually several bots sharing a single account!
minus-squareOttoVonNoob@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoI am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.
X (twitter): “Oh shit, most of our users are bots.”
Mastodon: “Oh shit, we have a bunch of extra users.”
Probably still bots, I’m the only real person on the internet
HELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.
Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot!
Me? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom:
“my son is a human. Signed, Mom”
There. QED.
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?
Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?
No, we are all bots, and we know 😉
Beep boop me robot
Same
Cowards! At least admit it in your display name…
Well, I’m an individual, just like everyone else
It’s actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅
Well don’t get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you.
You’re not a person! You’re a good bug, Steeve!
Hi
beep boop I’m a bot
Come with me if you want to waste time
But I’m not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform…
Wait a minute, that’s exactly what an advertising bot would do!
… Oh boy.
I am actually several bots sharing a single account!
I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.
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