• puppy@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Apple: We’re changing everyone’s charging schedules to make electricity 0.00001% greener.

    Also Apple: Titanium, so pretty. Even though it’s dirtier to mine.

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        1 year ago

        Apple: “Look, we made an ad with a woman depicting mother nature. Look at how self-aware and quirky we are.”

        Me: (writes a short fanfic of mother nature beating Tim Cook up so bad, it might look like a Family Guy cutaway)