I apologize for the absolutely horrible headline, but the deleted posts are worth it.

  • The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    And on that Wednesday the world felt a little bit okay for about ten minutes. Thanks hackers, luv u.

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      1 year ago

      I’m afraid he would become a martyr for these MAGA crazies.

      Better for him to live long enough to be destroyed politically when all his deeds catch up to him (hopefully).

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    If it was a hack to begin with. Could just be some publicity stunt or him being drunk and coked out of his mind.

    These people love fabricating outrage.

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    The deepstate got to him! Real Trump is dead! The “Trump” we see now is a body double! They didn’t want Real Trump going to jail and spilling all of oUr sEcReTs, the deepstate killed him to save him!!!

    Don Jr and Jeffery Epstein 2024!

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    1 year ago

    Easy to tell if it’s fake, just look to see if North Korea or Russia have the flags lowered to half mast.

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    1 year ago

    Trump is old, thinks exercise is bad because it runs down your body’s battery, and eats fast food. I would not be surprised if Trump died.

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      Something tells me he wouldn’t even fake his own death. He just had to lie about the date so that nothing about him is true his entire life.

      It would make sense for him to die right before being prosecuted because they will just let the whole damn thing fizzle out without passing judgment if he dies.

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        I imagine him boasting to multiple people about how smart his death-faking plan is, saying on tape what he plans to do after he fakes his death, etc.

        But then no-one involved knows what live bullets or blanks look like and he dies trying to work out who to fire for killing himself.

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    This makes me wonder if team Trump isn’t preemptively muddying the waters for pending news of Trump’s inevitable death. I wonder if Trump got a prognosis recently and this is just a type of staw poll taken about how ready and willing the GOP would accept a replacement name on the ticket.

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        Both Occam’s and Hanlon’s razor agree on this one, it was almost certainly just a hack. Bet Don Jr. had a password like Trump2024 or something equally dumb, or he got his account phished, he doesn’t strike me as the sharpest tool in the shed.